Well, if you’re reading this, we’re still here. The Mayans were just lazy and didn’t want to finish that calendar.
I had a great idea. I thought I’d bet everyone who thought the world would end a million dollars that it wouldn’t. Or at least a hundred dollars. If they truly believed the world would end, they’d bet, even though they knew they wouldn’t be around to enjoy their winnings. Of course, if I won the bet, which I would, they’d have to pay me. I’d be really rich. But I couldn’t find anyone who firmly believed today was the end of the world.
(image from Sugar and Spice. Vodka and Ice. on facebook)
So I was thinking, what would be my last meal if I knew it was my last day on Earth? That’s a tough one. There’s so many wonderful things to choose from. Friday Night Casserole isn’t one of them, if you were wondering. I’d just want a huge table filled with all my favorite things, like these:
Alaskan King Crab Legs
Shrimp Tempura Sushi drenched in Teriyaki Sauce
Cheese Enchiladas topped with Guacamole, Cilantro and Sour Cream with Lime Zest
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Barbeque Potato Chips
Eggs Benedict drenched in Hollandaise Sauce
Big Fat Mocha
Tomato Slices with Basil drenched in Balsamic Vinegar
Chicken Marsala with tons of mushrooms and onions
Veggie Pizza with extra cheese
Hash Browns and Fried Eggs drenched in Heinz Ketchup
Big fat Red Hook ESB
Well, that’s a start. And nope, no greens in there. Why would I care, I wouldn’t have to worry about vitamins, calories or heart disease. So if you’re all here tomorrow, attach a comment with your ideal “Last Supper” items. I can’t wait to hear what they are. Now I’m gonna go eat a few things on this list … just in case.